How the Produce Aisle Became My Therapy Couch
There’s something cathartic about discussing the price of bananas with strangers—it’s cheaper than therapy and twice as effective.
A Condiment Collector's Journey
How do junk drawers become condiment museums? I finally uncovered the truth while fishing for soy sauce.
When the Fine Print Fights Back
Getting older isn’t about aches or wrinkles—it’s about realizing you now need reading glasses just to understand a ketchup packet.
Family Reunions Are Just Gladiator Arenas with Fried Chicken
If you've ever had the experience, you can envision the scene. Small voices and stomping feet running to
Open Letter to Lt. Governor Dan Patrick on Senate Bill 3
A response to the recent notice from Lt. Governor Dan Patrick regarding the banning of hemp products in Texas.
Confessions of a Southern Mayo Evangelist
I remember Darryl Waite as a man of simple tastes and means. We were sitting on the tailgate of his
It’s Not Me, It’s You - A Houseplant’s Struggle for Survival
There's a girl I know named Sara, and she's one of the most beautiful creatures around.
Standing Up, Sitting Down, and Other Olympic Sports After 40
The year was 1995. I was seated on the traditional 1970s burnt orange horrid catastrophe of a couch with my
