Silence of the Stray Metal Lambs
They roll, they wander, and sometimes they just get away from you. Get along, you silver dogies.
Six Delicious Degrees
All of the bacon in review. Yes, even him.
Our cultural soul is being digitized to death with inaudible applause.
À propos de France
A little warmer on France. For no good reason.
To my 2d grade teacher
A letter written from the nine-year-old mind of Sion to his second-grade teacher as punishment for objecting to in-class drills.
Magoo The Mechanic
That bright light in your tunnel vision may be a train.
The Lord Always Rolls Seven
Don't know what you got, but Jesus has a pair of aces and a straight.
I Drink Cheap Wine
Not everything is properly defined by its price tag.
Books Worth Licking
Some folks lick frogs, others lick books. Both qualify for the Darwin Award.