Magoo The Mechanic
That bright light in your tunnel vision may be a train.
The Lord Always Rolls Seven
Don't know what you got, but Jesus has a pair of aces and a straight.
I Drink Cheap Wine
Not everything is properly defined by its price tag.
Books Worth Licking
Some folks lick frogs, others lick books. Both qualify for the Darwin Award.
The Holiday Hangover
All of the crazy is gone, and now you have a day.
The Little Box of Memories
The thing that makes a gift is the giving, not the getting.
A Punch of Purple
Learning about coffee doesn't always lead to ringside seats, but on this day, it did.
Dark Night of the Sole
Praying and supplication, the way it was never meant to be.
How To Lose Your Lunch Money
Some bets you don't want to take. Tip your bartender; trust your bartender.
The Art of Surveillance
People-watching isn't creepy for a writer; it's the birth of art.