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Jan
10
Silence of the Stray Metal Lambs
They roll, they wander, and sometimes they just get away from you. Get along, you silver dogies.
4 min read
Jan
09
Back In Black
My armor is black.
3 min read
Jan
05
Six Delicious Degrees
All of the bacon in review. Yes, even him.
2 min read
Jan
04
Slipping Upward
Our cultural soul is being digitized to death with inaudible applause.
3 min read
Jan
03
À propos de France
A little warmer on France. For no good reason.
3 min read
Jan
02
To my 2d grade teacher
A letter written from the nine-year-old mind of Sion to his second-grade teacher as punishment for objecting to in-class drills.
4 min read
Jan
01
Sion Jones - January 2023 Newsletter
Welcome to 2023.
1 min read
Dec
30
Magoo The Mechanic
That bright light in your tunnel vision may be a train.
3 min read
Dec
29
The Lord Always Rolls Seven
Don't know what you got, but Jesus has a pair of aces and a straight.
4 min read
Dec
28
I Drink Cheap Wine
Not everything is properly defined by its price tag.
3 min read